Brody’s Blog Installment 3- New Year’s Resolutions

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Woahh, haven’t written a blog post since LAST YEAR! HA! 2017 was a crazy year, I mean for me, I know you noobs did NOTHING’ worth talkin’ about. I however had an amazing year, thank you very much. I started my world famous blog, threw many dope parties for the frat, hung out with hella babes and overall did better than you. Don’t be sad though, you pathetic nerds, I can teach y’all a lil sumth’n about being like me this new year. ALMOST AS DOPE AS ME, if you will.

Step 1) Join a frat! Now, as you know I am a part of the elite KAPPA PHI MEGA SI! GO BULLDOGS! YEAH! And, you won’t be able to join MY frat or one nearly as cool, but you can try to join another, in order to enhance your lives. Frat’s are where the hottest babes are hanging out and the best parties, a must in the new year.

2) Keep reading my blog, you become what you pay attention to right? So, pay attention to me and you’ll start to be almost as cool as me.

3) Go to the gym DAILY! If you wanna be like me, gotta get them gains! If you’re weak, which I know you are, start lifting!

If you ever wanna be dope then you MUST follow these 3 steps. This won’t help you become me overnight, but overtime you’ll slowly morph into a less awful version of yourself. BRODY OUT, PEACE!!

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