Brody’s Blog by Brody Brock Craig Brett Carlisle the 42nd- Installment 2

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Hey y’all it’s the Brodster, back again for round 2 of this dope blog. Hope you hot babes weren’t missin’ me too much. Last time I gave y’all a little sneak peek into my life. I want you losers to learn from my experience. So, here’s another personal story, last week KAPPA PHI MEGA SI! Had a bangin’ party. Lots of hotties, this one girl, I won’t name names! BUT Cindy was totally into me. It was super weird though because she kept saying all of these misleading things like, “leave me alone,” or “you aren’t cute,” and “I’m not interested.” And I was all like cool it, babe. We all know you want a slice of the Brody pie! I mean am I right or am I right? I kept saying, “babe, just give into your impulses ight?” and then finally she was just like, “Ok, I’m giving into my impulses, close your eyes.” So I’m out here thinking alright yes! I’m gonna get some today and I close my eyes and you know what this crazy chick did? PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE! Can you bros even believe that? Now, this girl shall remain nameless, but all I’m saying is, Cindy is a total [EXPLETIVE]!! I was… BIG MAD! But, I know she’ll come crawling’ right on back to the Brodster when she can’t find anyone doper than I am!! Bottom line is, chicks can be fake and shady, don’t get tricked! Keep your head up my dudes and never let a chick break your spirit… or your nose… and always remember, never forget, you’ll never be as dope as me! Nice try though!

See you next week,

BRODSTER OUT!

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